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Smokey the Dan 

A hippy forester who has an insatiable craving for hard wood. Often found in the Northern or Central parts of the state of Michigan. Can be pesky and homosexual by nature.
Smokey the Dan loves hard wood.
Smokey the Dan by J-Nigs October 25, 2004

Smoke Dank Purple 

Smoke Dank Purple (or SDP for short) is a phrase shouted every 4:20, wether it be PM or AM, in an as loud and extra way as possible. This phrase Originated at 21st street Co-op in Austin and has been shouted there every day since the early 2000's. It can also be heard around the city of Austin on special occasions such as Eeyore's Birthday Party or 4/20.
Benny: " Hey, it's 420"
Ashley: "Ohh shit!"

Benny and Ashley: "SSSSSSMMMMOOOOOOOKKKKEEEEEEE DDDAAAAAAAANNNKKK PUUURRRPPPLLLEEEE!!!!!"
Everyone: "Smoke Dank Purple!"

smoke masta dank

legendary new orleans rapper.
1979-2005

He has a posse.
put on that sun valley deth trap and listen to smoke masta dank.
smoke masta dank by urinehat January 5, 2007

danger smoke 

Where a person or group of people planning to smoke weed call the police just before they light up. They must then finish all the evidence before the police arrive or they will be arrested.

Based on the same premise as a danger wank.
Stoner1: Hey, I've got a couple of spliffs, fancy a danger smoke?
Stoner2: Yeah ok!
Stoner1: (on the phone) Hello police, I've got loads of weed lol!
Police: Holy shit! I'm coming to arrest you!

(30 mins later)

*knock knock*
Police: I've received a report of possession of illegal drugs.
Stoner1: Er... no... there's no... drugs here.
Stoner2: Nope, none.
Police: There's no evidence. I've been bamboozled!
danger smoke by Dry Bones and Koop September 11, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026