Smoke the cat

To consume a massive amount of weed.

"Man, I really need to let loose tonight, I say we buy a shitload of weed and just smoke the cat."

"We were high as shit last night, we pretty much smoked the cat."

by Garret Myers September 20, 2009

smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

smoking cat

A tobacco industry term used to describe a tattletale teenager who tells on his friends after they tried smoking for the first time

Ernie snitched on his friends for smoking, hes a smoking cat

by pipeman88 May 29, 2021

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022