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smo-KRAS-tin-ATE: v; to delay entry through a doorway for the purpose of getting one last puff on a cigarette. The resulting puff is somewhat longer than usual and typically results in a
Must people smocrastinate when it's below zero outside? I thought we'd never get in. Jeez, I'm a smoker and I hate those people.
by Nathan G. Baldwin February 14, 2006
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