smock

A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.

Check out Lachlan's smock!

Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!

by Cheech1990 May 30, 2007

smock

verb - to smile with one's penis.

That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.

by Bill.i.am September 24, 2009

smock

smock is the combination of small and cock, smock

moonkid300 has a very small cock, in other words, he has a smock

by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022

Smocking

Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.

"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"

by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018

Smocking

The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.

Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.

by lamenralus August 10, 2010

smocking

Whacking a fella in the balls when he's spacing out, done with an open hand for surprise purposes.

Bob got smocked in gym class when he didn't hear his name called for attendance. Bob smocked me while was asking marylou for a date, in the hall. Bob got a wicked smocking

by troutseason May 10, 2012

Smocking

When one feels the need to throw on a smock, and just chill. Chillin' in a smock is real nice.

Me - "Yesterday I was just sitting there playing some videogames, and I suddenly felt the need to do some smocking."

You - "Oh, lovely. Smocking is real nice, isn't it?"

Me - "Sure is. Real nice."

by Lbs. Twinkie September 4, 2011