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Smirnis is used to describe most likely only the sexiest of sexies. The Smirnis (plural being Smirnii) will rule the known universe with excessive power. The arch Smirnis is named David.
Dude, I am such a Smirnis.

Please don't use the Lord's name in vain.
by redmonke February 24, 2009
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