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Smirnastics 

A drinking game that involves Smirnoff and gymnastics. Each participant has to make up their best gymastics routine to perform for the rest of the group. There is a panel of at least three judges who rates the gymnasts on creativity, flexibility, and enthusiasm. Whatever a participant's score is (on a scale of 1-10), they must take that many swigs.
"Hey, do you want to help me develop my Smirnastics routine tonight?"

"Hey! You stuck your Smirnastics routine really well! Congrats! Now take 10 swigs!"
Smirnastics by btothe2 April 6, 2009

Smirkish Ass Bitch 

The word bitch technically means "Female Dog" but in this definition "Smirkish Ass Bitch" could refer to any living human who is down right fucked up in all ways, shapes, and forms. A scandolous individual who will fuck you over real quick and for any and everything they can get. Someone not to be trusted and who must be observed by others. Very sneaky.
LNBAC "aye have you talked to Brittany today I think she took something from my house and we closer and cooler than that".

Gutta "Hell naw I ain't talked to that smirkish ass bitch you know you can't trust that bitch round yo shit. YO BAD!"

smirkish 

a shady situation a bad feeling about somethin' or a sneeky lookin individual
when its hella people just posted for no reason and they all lookin at you... They lookin smirkish
smirkish by lady lexo December 2, 2003
a mix drink made with raspberry Smirnoff and Nos energy drink
"What happened last night bro?..."
"Smirnos happened"
Smirnos by ham420 December 18, 2011

shirnisha 

A sexy, smart, kind hearted and witty woman. When others trying to impress, shes trying to progress. She aims for the stars and succeeds at all her goals that she set for herself. She's amazing!! The type of woman you want to take home to meet your momma.
A woman like shirnisha is my wife.
shirnisha by Cashmere September 2, 2017