Sminge

A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge

God that birds got a right sminge on her

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

sminge

Any sticky, oily or messy substance.

"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"

by John Swain January 5, 2006

Sminge

The act of smiling and cringing at the same time

Person 1: *tells bad joke*
Person 2: *sminges* *awkward forced laugh* good one

by FuckTheWorld April 20, 2015

sming ding

A word for something you can't think of.

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.

by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017

Sminge Hipple

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple

andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.

by captain kitnipple October 19, 2012

Sminge

A sweaty minge.

Mother: It's awfully hot today Daughter.
Daughter: I agree Mother, I've got a right old sminge.

by D1rtba6 September 3, 2017