Smethallison 

An irrational irritable Methallaison who can’t leave nothing well enough alone and shouldn’t be aloud to buy spray paint

My neighbor Smethallison was irrationally irritated because he was out of of the weed so he irrationally bummed some and irrationally splatter painted everything he owns

Smethallison by Yeeterneeter May 1, 2023

Methallison 

A friendly neighborhood bum usually found in a garage living life like a rat

My neighbor Methallison was toking up in his garage wearing cloths covered in 3 day old filth looking for ideas

Methallison by Yeeterneeter April 17, 2023