A St Margaret's Girl. Can be recognised by vibrant yellow bands on her blazer. She may carry a piece of paper which reads 'In need of a dance date', as SMEGs are very unsociable beings and do not come into contact with the opposite sex on a regular basis. Usually, their Facebook friends list consists of all female friends and, sometimes, one male - their father.
Person 1 (Pointing at a girl) - "I didn't see her at the party last night."
Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."
Person 2 - "...She must be a SMEG."
by owl410 October 4, 2011
An expression for anything and nothing, to add emphasis and pizazz. (More professionally written- S.M.E.G)
"That's so semg" / "You look smeg" / "Oh my smeg!" / "Don't be so smeg" / "I feel pretty smeg" / " ...smeg"
by anonymouspersondefiningawords September 4, 2019
A made-up word used in the old TV show 'Red Dwarf.'
Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.
Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.
Used like a swear word, but didn't cause offence because it doesn't mean anything.
Sounds pretty funny if dropped into conversation.
by LalaRainbow January 27, 2009
Smeg comes from the word, "Smegma" which is a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris. It's the same as, "Dick-Cheese".
It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.
It is used by guys as a slam against other guys.
You are a smeg-head!
by ChessShadow July 6, 2010
by Death Monk May 8, 2003
by Tommy5000 March 31, 2019
A german manufacturing brand of whitegoods such as fridges and oven who chose to deminish their marketing potential by way of using a name meaning semen in the western world.
Sequioia: i would like to buy a new oven.
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
Salesman: i reccomend this one-Its got Smeg on it.
Sequioia: who would do that?
Salesman: i assume some guy in the German factory.
Sequioia: ah, i thought it was only us women that orgasmed on washing machines during spin cycles......
Salesman: thats not what i meant- can i interest you in a new washing machine?
by rockmiester October 12, 2012