Smattoo 

Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).

After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.

Smattoo by MagicJoey May 25, 2013

smattoo parlour 

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

smattoo parlour by sradwxi May 25, 2013

Skattoo 

1) A tattoo that has been made to cover a scar, to make it less disfiguring.

2) A tattoo that uses a scar as a basis for a more intricate design.

Punk 1: Chris got stabbed by some white trash a few weeks back. It's scarred him pretty bad.

Punk 2:He should get a skattoo. Those things look awesome.

Skattoo by Padawan January 28, 2006

shattoo 

A really shitty looking tattoo.

"Nice tribal shattoo bro!"

shattoo by Spooka Tops April 30, 2006

Smartoon 

Rick & Morty

This is a 9/11 for intelligent adults like myself who enjoy smartoons.

Smartoon by NotAQuig February 13, 2023

shattoo 

the design that is created on a person's pants after they shit their pants, sit down and get back up.

"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"




it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.

shattoo by VOLTRON89 April 6, 2009

Scattoo

Alternative body art. Creating art on the body as someone, often your partner, scats on you.

Billy: Hey Doug, check out my Mickey Mouse Scattoo that Linda gave me last night, it's awesome.

Scattoo by Jimbo J December 7, 2007