Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

Smash Bag by Just Lew It October 12, 2006

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Smash Bag

A female that you will have sexual Intercourse with but not date

Anahi is a great smash bag but not a great gf.

Smash Bag by Smash bag July 18, 2016

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Smash bag

A condom

The smash bags were too big for my johnson.

Smash bag by maryyram June 18, 2018

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Smash bag

Another word for condom

Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson

Smash bag by maryyram June 18, 2018

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paper bag smash

Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.

She's a paper bag smash.

paper bag smash by jonnyworld March 12, 2009

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