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The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.
Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.
by Darkuhole January 09, 2014
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