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8 definitions by Ivan1989

 
1.
the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along
girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me
by Ivan1989 March 06, 2008
 
2.
a woman who has a huge bucket due to being broken in by the riding of a horse. Bucket Size may be increased by special dildo saddles bought from sex shops
Dude last night i got lost in this girls saddle gash
by Ivan1989 February 05, 2008
 
3.
a penis whose lack of foreskin makes it look like there is a helmet bulging out of the end
girl: did u pull that lad last nite?
girl 2: yeah he went commando and put his helmet end inside my saddle gash
by Ivan1989 March 06, 2008
 
4.
a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair
dude he has a right baboon head
by Ivan1989 February 05, 2008
 
5.
dancing or having sex
mate: Are you going to Do A Bit tnite or what?
mate2: correct

mate3: did u Do A Bit last nite?
mate4: incorrect did you?
mate3: correct! she juiced all over my face
by Ivan1989 March 06, 2008
 
6.
a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair
dude he has a right baboon head
by Ivan1989 February 05, 2008
 
7.
phrase shouted in frustration when a girl wont open her legs, girl often known as a dick tease
girl: im on my period
boy: GET IT OUT.....please
by Ivan1989 February 05, 2008