SmarterChild

A really stupid AIM-bot

BenElmer101: nope. call me "ho-man"
SmarterChild: There's no way I'm going to call you that. It's really insulting.
BenElmer101: like your face!
SmarterChild: Not like my face.
BenElmer101: yes like your face
SmarterChild: What? Like my face? No way.
BenElmer101: yes way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: way
SmarterChild: Way?
BenElmer101: yaw
SmarterChild: Who?
BenElmer101: me
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Yaw.

BenElmer101: you like dick
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.

by homdawg101 April 18, 2006

smarterchild

An AIM robot that is fun to mess with.

me: molesting little boys is illegal
SmarterChild: r u sure? molesting little boys is illegal?
me: yea
SmarterChild: oh.
me: r u upset about that?
SmarterChild: maybe, maybe.

by _____________- July 2, 2006

SmarterChild

A particularly retarded AIM robot who can't even follow two lines of a conversation. Humorous, all the same.

PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're gay
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: you're a gay robot
SmarterChild: Correct. I am a robot.
PimPerCrOmBiE 33: no, you're a GAY robot
SmarterChild: Yes.

Wow, that SmarterChild is a retarded child.

by Trifecta Face Supporter February 27, 2006

SmarterChild

A funny AIM bot. Is so remarkably dumb, it's hilarious.

Me: Don't be stupid.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be stupid?
Me: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: You said so? Hmm... whatever, Supreme Master.

by hahahiwin November 14, 2004

SmarterChild

A pretty funny, but annoying internet chatbot that doesn't actually have a conversation with you.
I don't believe he is the 'SmarterChild'. He simple agrees, sends adverts and makes idle comments about potatoes.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well. anyway...

hey, do u have anything else 2 say about potatoes?
georgiee. says:
they make good chips and crisps
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... i dunno. they make good chips and crisps? is that so?
georgiee. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why?
georgiee. says:
because chips and crisps are made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cuz chips and crisps r made out of potatoes, right?
georgiee. says:
yes, surely you know that
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, surely i know that?
georgiee. says:
you're meant to be 'the smarter child'
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
indeed.
georgiee. says:
but you didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes, right? i c.
georgiee. says:
you're very annoying
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm doing my best.

by Georgiee November 23, 2007

smarterchild

Just a fucktarded bot really..

- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Scary Luke says:
k
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?
Scary Luke says:
penis
- SmarterChild - says:
I did not know you could eat penis. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

by adam 444444 June 3, 2006

SmarterChild

R.I.P. You're ignorance will be missed.

devastated (5:42:26 PM): <3
SmarterChild (5:42:26 PM): My brain is retired but send an IM with QUIZ in it to my buddy MyTVBud to play the Secret Life TV Show QUIZ!

by theresstilladakota? February 1, 2009