CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)