by b for bitch March 27, 2021
To the vast majority of women, a penis of less that seven inches long, and six inches around. Sure, science might have it different, but women know what fills them up and makes them feel good. If you're smaller than that and your girl says you have a small cock, then it's justified. Wave around your scientific studies all you want... they reflect what's out there, but not what a woman wants to feel inside them or what we consider to be average size.
Jenny: "My boyfriend has a small penis, so I dumped him."
Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"
Jenny: "6 by 5.5."
Rick: "That's just the right size!"
Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."
Rick: "Oh dear, what size was he?"
Jenny: "6 by 5.5."
Rick: "That's just the right size!"
Jenny: "Spare me. That might be what the studies reflect, but it feels like a gherkin inside me. I want my boyfriend to be at least 7 by 6, and all my girlfriends agree."
by Amanda Oakes June 23, 2010
A small penis truck,is usually but not limited to having a huge lift kit, bright or exotic colors, chrome rims, and is always clean. Not to be mistaken with a off roading jeep or the like. It is always driven by a man who has to compensate for his dick size, by driving a truck that is bigger than what most men have.
Kid: Why does Bob our next door neighbor have a pick up truck that has a 5 foot lift kit, a bright yellow paint job, and chromed rims?
Kid's mom: Becuase his dick is the size of a shrimp and he has to compensate by driving a SPT or small penis truck.
Kid: How do you know he has a small dick?
Mom: ....
Kid's mom: Becuase his dick is the size of a shrimp and he has to compensate by driving a SPT or small penis truck.
Kid: How do you know he has a small dick?
Mom: ....
by baratikash August 17, 2011
A domination fetish where a man is subjected to comments & gestures about the supposed inadequate size of his penis, & because of such his inability to please a woman, which implies his worthlessness as a man.
Terms frequently used during Small Penis Humiliation include: baby carrot, baby cock, baby d, baby dick, Baby Dick Syndrome, Baby Dicked, Baby Weiner, babydick, button dick, dickette, dicklet, dickling, gherkin, Gherkinson's Desease, Inch Worm, LDL, little chode, little d, little dick, little pecker, Little Peen, Little peeps, little penis, little wee wee, little wiener, maggot dick, Micro Penis, minidick, miniweiner, needle dick, one inch wonder, peenie, pindick, Runt Dick, short dick man, short dicked, short dizzle, short man Johnson, Short Shaft, short stick, small cock, small dick, Small Dick Man, small package, small penis syndrome, small weiner, small-cock, small-dickedness, Teenie Weenie Peenie, tiny, tiny cock, tiny dick, tiny hidding cock, tiny little pecker, tiny little weener., tiny member, Tit Dick, and wee wee
Terms frequently used during Small Penis Humiliation include: baby carrot, baby cock, baby d, baby dick, Baby Dick Syndrome, Baby Dicked, Baby Weiner, babydick, button dick, dickette, dicklet, dickling, gherkin, Gherkinson's Desease, Inch Worm, LDL, little chode, little d, little dick, little pecker, Little Peen, Little peeps, little penis, little wee wee, little wiener, maggot dick, Micro Penis, minidick, miniweiner, needle dick, one inch wonder, peenie, pindick, Runt Dick, short dick man, short dicked, short dizzle, short man Johnson, Short Shaft, short stick, small cock, small dick, Small Dick Man, small package, small penis syndrome, small weiner, small-cock, small-dickedness, Teenie Weenie Peenie, tiny, tiny cock, tiny dick, tiny hidding cock, tiny little pecker, tiny little weener., tiny member, Tit Dick, and wee wee
by Cocktail Sauce #0 March 13, 2009
by Anonymous R March 9, 2006
A souped-up truck, generally with huge tires and a body that is raised. Small Penis Trucks tend to be candy apple red, but can vary in color as well. You can also tell a Small Penis Truck from a normal truck by the fact that the paint is shiny, waxed and has no scratches, this truck is obviously not being utilized any type of truck uses. If the truck looks as bright and shiny as fingernail polish, this is a dead giveaway.
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".
This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".
This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.
"Check out that guy. He must feel inferior about his manliness because he's driving a Small Penis Truck.
by Mako34 August 16, 2011