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It's a combinition of the word Smashed and Chiseled meaning to smash someone so hard they will feel as though they have been chiseled.
Smee: Wigan are gonna get smached here in the second half

Antony: Smashed**

Tom: Nooo! Smached, bitch.
by Houghton91 March 23, 2012

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