A drunken, often drawn out announcement or rant that can last for a prolonged period of time based on potentially unfounded, personal or inaccurate beliefs. Usually large sections of the slurrmon are pronounced as one word, as if speaking in joined up writing. Incoherency is common in a decent slurrmon. Usually delivered to a stranger/group of strangers, or at a party (often staff party) or pub, or even a group of new and brief friends at a freshers bash at university. Also known to occur simply amongst friends.
"After that geezer had finished off that bottle of vodka he didn't half deliver a good slurrmon to that taxi driver".
"I've been known to give a good slurrmon when I've had one too many".
"I've been known to give a good slurrmon when I've had one too many".
by El-Mundo October 10, 2013