Slow Rhino

When you see a group of women out and about, there is always one in the very back, usually crying, on a cell phone, falling out of her clothes, carrying her heels and just being a general mess. This is from the movie Jumaji where they come to an intercetion and see a stampede, followed by the "slow rhino" at the very end, huffing and puffing to try and keep up. Also known as the "Last Rhino". Very common in any college town.

Dude i just got back from the bar, slow rhinos as far as the eye can see.

by JCDC April 25, 2010