by missofthevoid October 20, 2015
When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me
Charlie: *slow blinking*
Charlie: *slow blinking*
by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014
A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.
by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014
When someone has just said something so ridiculous, so moronic, so foolish, and you can't even fathom what part of their brain spewed out that nonsensical bullshit.
*insert slow blink* "Who even are you?.. I cannot believe you just said that"
*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"
*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "
*Insert slow blink* "I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that"
*Insert slow blink* " Are you new? Do you even go here? "