A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.
Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

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Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!
by Lance@assO.com August 10, 2005
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Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.
Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.
by moolegend February 26, 2011
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when you have a half boner and it starts to go up and slouches over to one side
man your such a penis sloucher or damn this penis sloucher is really hurting
by birkitt August 27, 2006
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A person who uses a grocery cart as their Walker
Look at that guy Mike he's a cart sloucher laying on his grocery cart using it as a walker
by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019
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any type of food that goes straight to your man tits
hey bro wanna go to McDicks and grab some titty slouchers?
by emm0n5 August 17, 2016
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