Slopjob Share definition Flag Right after a blowjob, when your penis is covered in cum/saliva and you slap the girl around the face with it. There's nothing more satisying than giving your bitch a slop-job. Slopjob by DeeVee April 1, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Slopjob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch