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Slopgotch 

Slang term for vagina. Usually a loose, disease infected and often foul smelling vagina.
Hey man, I fucked your slut sister last night and she has the nastiest slopgotch I've ever eaten, I think I have pink eye now!
Slopgotch by The Great Incesto September 23, 2009
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Slopscotch 

A position in the Palma Sutra, the ancient discourse on self-pleasure, slopscotch is when you squat down and grab hold of your protuberance and hop up and down until release is attained.
In the northern provinces, Slopscotch is referred to as The Bouncing Buffalo.
Slopscotch by boatbutter August 14, 2006

Slopitch 

When a girl is straddling you and aggressively fingering herself to the point of extreme wetness, then sticks her fingers in your mouth... so far down your throat you gag.
Dude, I got slopitched so hard last night by this chick I picked up.
Slopitch by fundave8 October 26, 2019
Verb: The act of lapping up semen. See also, cum lapper.
Dude, you have to watch your aim. Your dog just slootched your load!
Slootch by Slootch May 2, 2011
Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.
That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.
Slootch by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011

slorgoth 

Noun; taken from the root words Slut mashed up with whore and or combined with Gothic.

In the 80’s she is credited for inventing the trash bag as outer wear.
Proper description of any overweight morbidly or approaching twenty something chick with ratted out, teased up hair-chewing gum-and usually talking loudly while smacking said gum.
Standard attire includes tattered Walmart clothing always in black but sometimes paired with denim-fishnets with her flesh bulging thru them. Shoes are either crushed out vans/chucks/airwalk sneakers sometimes bedazzled or black stuffed out Doc Martin knockoffs worn down from being drug thru 7-11’s and strip mall parking lots. Claw machine jewelry and I’ll fitting bras that let her side boob spill over smudging deodorant along its arm flap. Somewhere under that faux leather skirt are cut off support hose. Racoon level Black Is her eye liner applied in the car proves she’s a bad girl. If you make eye contact longer than ten seconds and have cool shoes a blowjob in a stairwell is assured. Good for you she plucked her mole(s).
Merna opted for the “Slorgoth” look for the Winger reunion show. Her faded black spandex dress was stretched so tight her cellulite could be seen through it.
slorgoth by Super genius November 28, 2017

Slorgtch 

A Slut, Whore, Bitch and many other offensive words put together.
You're such a slorgtch!
Slorgtch by William Cao April 28, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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