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Slobovia 

The ancestral homeland of slobs everywhere.
Of course my room is a wreck, I'm from Slobovia!
Slobovia by I, Wreckerrr September 26, 2020
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Slobovia 

Slobovia is a mythical homeland of the Slobs. It provides a handy excuse for sloppiness.
Hey, of course my desk is sloppy, it is a national tradition of Slobovia, my ancestral homeland! Proud home of the Slobs, you bigot!!
Slobovia by I, Wreckerrr September 14, 2020

Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.
Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!
Slobovo is the favorite TV clown and prime minister of Slobovia!
And now a word from our favorite clown and Prime minister - Slobovo!!! Honk - honk - crash squirt!!!!
Slobovo by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Solodoved 

Verb - To bring something to solution, but through vigorous argument and abrasive language, a cross between the words Solo and Solved. Usually, one participant in the conversation ends up crying or withering into irrelevance.

Its context is derived from pre-coldwar cartoons which often use this verb as a description of Russian debate tactics. Characters were often known to have 'solodoved' opponents at a game of chess.
Chess Player 1: Bam! You just got solodoved!
Chess Player 2: No. Check.
Chess Player 1: {Throws the chess table on the ground}{Screams} I SOLODOVED YOU.
Chess Player 2: {Cries}.
Solodoved by FrancisDrake August 20, 2009

Slobovian 

Current or Former residents of European countries formerly on Eastern Side of the "Iron Curtain". Due to their Slobovian Heritage and nature, these individuals live in a different plane of existance regardless their current country of occupation.

Slobovian characteristics and attributes include but are not limited to:
Driving Slow in passing Lane,
Double Parking in front of open parking spots,
Stopping at green lights,
Excessive Smoking,
Going to busy convenient store and trying out all of the cigarette lighters while a line forms behind them,
Making Right hand turn from far left lane to go to convenient store for pack of smokes and to try out lighters,
Falling off balconies while engaging in spitting contests while out having smoke,
not using English Words, the , a , an, etc For example:
"Going to store to have smoke and try out lighter...",
Drive around in modified Dodge Omni with fin on the back and big "Boompa" Stereo listing to Polish Rap music,
"The Slobovian went to the 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes and to try out the lighters."
Slobovian by The Elk July 4, 2007