The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.
WARNING: May result in death.
WARNING: May result in death.
by Brokellar October 31, 2010
The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.
No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
by Camel Feet March 8, 2011
An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.
Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"
Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
by Aladdin...BITCH! November 9, 2010
by fx422 September 5, 2008
a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......
we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.
by TaneyTimes March 25, 2011
by Grebmops January 16, 2007
"My computer is sloading! For fuck's sake!
by alfredopunkin June 28, 2013