The OTHER correct way to pronounce Slipknot as well as Shitknot]
Slipcock fan: Slipknot rules!!!!
Real Metal fan: Uhh....no. Listen to real metal like Slayer or something.
Slipcock fan: FUCK YOU!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! MAGGOTS RULE!!
Real Metal fan: Of course, faggots rule. Seriously listen to some real metal.
(Slipknot fan listens to Vital Remains)
Slipcock fan: Crap, I've been wasting my ears! Thanks!!