Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.
Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.
by Emkuda November 25, 2018
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When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar
Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip
by Savage McSavageson February 9, 2019
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What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.
by wezzzz August 13, 2010
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A wet throbbing cunt. Vagina. Fanny. Slot.
Get your ugly little tongue up my slimey pocket and make me spaff cottage cheese down your skinny little throat.
by Snazzy Graham June 19, 2010
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When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.
Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!
by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003
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The act of shitting on someone’s chest and cutting the turd with your piss
My girlfriend was all excited for a Slimey lemon but I just couldn’t piss all the way through my turd
by Dirty kid bill July 17, 2022
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