slimer

When you're done banging a chick, and you busted your nut inside her, and instead of just shutting up and leaving you alone, she opens her legs and wipes her dripping vagina on your thigh. Truly the worst sensation of all time.

I knew that broad was supposed to be filthy in bed, but I had no idea she was going to pull a slimer.

May also be used as a verb, i.e. "She slimed me."

by Jimmy December 18, 2003

slimer

the act of whiping the sweat from your nuts onto someones face, wetting there face with nutsweat

HOLY SHIT, i just gave him a slimer.

by jv June 1, 2004

slimer

A variety of turd which has a smooth surface and is free of voids.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus December 30, 2011

Ginger Slimer

A dead inside ginger who is a souless ghost that likes to slime people.

Person 1: See Jack over there?
Person 2: Yes I do
Person 1: He's a ginger slimer
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He just is

by Ginger Kiddo February 11, 2021

eye-slimer

The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.

Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.

"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"

by Gingermom4 August 2, 2007

Kentucky Slimer

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.

"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."

by MackeralWave March 20, 2016