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Slenderbone 

a fictional story about how the critically acclaimed slender man goes around raping college girls. My girlfriend just said that he was totally not raping them, just taking their virginity. Now she is trying to defend slenderbone. Totally weird and with some smutty lesbian sex scenes in it too.

Yea, it was weird..
"Did you read Slenderbone yet?"
"Totally, not worth it"
Slenderbone by arogs December 22, 2012
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Slenderboi

When you're looking for Slenderman, but you're about to shit your pants in fear, so you try to lighten the mood by calling him this name (which he finds quite insulting) and saying it in a high pitched and funny voice. When attempting to find Slenderman, it is yet to be proven if this will increase your chances of success in finding him, but it will make your twitch viewers piss themselves with laughter if you say it with enough pathetic fear in your tone.
Slenderboiiiiiii! I know you're around here somewhereeee! i'll promise not to cry too much when I find you if you come out and show yourself! SLENDERBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Slenderboi by Slenderboi December 23, 2017

Slenderoni 

A long, small in circumfrence male genital. Somewhat resembling a pencil.
Who drew that slenderoni on the back of my car?!
Someone told me I was a needledick, I corrected them and told em I just had a slenderoni.
Slenderoni by Jooshtin April 25, 2006

Slenderbread

bread that will make your arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat, and any other unwanted fat disappear. (like magic)
john: i wish i could get rid of my unattractive fat :(
bob: just eat slenderbread
Slenderbread by SlenderBreadMan September 11, 2011

Slenderbomb 

A maniacal weapon of used with the intentions of killing billions of people, including Millie Bobby Brown.
Damn, this nigga pulled out with a slenderbomb! Hopefully it don't detonate till my brotha Twan get out of the pen!
Slenderbomb by Metonemetta May 23, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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