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Sleepslam 

A sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the vagina, arsehole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. Just make sure they don't wake up otherwise you'll just end up looking like a deviant.
Anthony: Hey man, I waited up last night until Karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
Phil: Ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your balls beforehand.
Anthony: Yeah, lucky she didn't wake up because I had my nuts in her arse.
Sleepslam by Anthony Rees September 27, 2007
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sleepspastic 

a characteristic of someone who moves around a lot in their sleep; someone who is prone to kicking in their sleep; someone who tosses and turns a lot in their sleep
My sister is sleepspastic! I don't like to share a bed with her; I might get hurt!
sleepspastic by JenCheer January 30, 2009

sleepscaping

When you decide to stay in bed to escape the problems of the real world. Actual sleep is not necessary, simply lying on the bed doing nothing is enough.
- Man, I've got so much on my plate right now, I think I'll just go back to the good old sleepscaping.
- That's rough, buddy.
sleepscaping by strusch May 25, 2017

The Sheepslayer 

a person who slays sheep using spoons by striking 3 times in the center of the forehead. His nemesis is a breed of beats known as yetis. the reason for this rivalry, which oftne leads to large scale battles, is that the yeti eats and destroys the bodies of sheep and shepherds as well as passerby who are wearing excessive wool. the sheepslayer fights and defeats yetis using his spoons so as to protect innocents and so that he can get to sheep first and use the wool, meat, and bones of the sheep as opposed to simply mangling the body. The sheepslayer is a man of legend who is rarely seen or recognized but is very much alive and at work.
"I found a spoon broken in 2 in the yard." "sounds like the sheepslayer confronted a yeti last night."

i've never actually met The sheepslayer.
The Sheepslayer by crameel7 May 16, 2011

Sleepshaming

To shame a person for either sleeping too much or too little.
"Dude are you up so late, its almost passed 4 am....."
"STOP SLEEPSHAMING ME."
Sleepshaming by Reze June 17, 2016

sleepspacing 

to access and use any of the features of Myspace when you are half asleep, drunk, high, exhausted, unconscious, dead, or otherwise inhibited.

Also used loosely to describe the almost uncanny habit of signing online and unconsciously signing into myspace and checking your messages before doing anything even when you know you don't have any.
"dude i woke up this morning and had half a blog posted before i realized i was sleepspacing"

"Kenny got drunk last night and sleepspaced a whole bulletin about Mary's boobies"
sleepspacing by chrisjzitkovich December 13, 2006

sleepscarf 

A scarf at which you use to sleep. You may die, it may kill you, but at least you go out in style. Can be extremely comfortable,
Megan: My neck hurts, I think I slept on it wrong.
Gerard: Have you ever tried sleeping with a sleepscarf?
Megan: The fuck is a sleepscarf.