I watch babies sleeping 

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

I watch babies sleeping by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

I am scared of sleeping 

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

I am scared of sleeping by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022

Sleeping in 

To sleep later than usual, either by accident or deliberately due to the weekend or another event that alters scheduling.

Also, a killer song by The Postal Service

I don't have school tomorrow, I'm thinking of sleeping in.

Sleeping in by DemonNick February 17, 2005

sleeping in the doorway

The male act of passing out during sex (whether due to alcohol or exhaustion) while in the act of penetration.

I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.

sleeping in the doorway by Paulie Jr. February 18, 2010

Sleeping in boxers 

Sleeping in boxers is when men (usually) sleep in nothing but their boxers. This is considered the most comfortable and healthy way of sleeping besides sleeping naked.

Jerry saw his friend lying on his sofa sleeping in boxers.

Sleeping in boxers by Musketeer101 June 16, 2012

Sleeping in the Closet 

After a drunken night of boozing and fist pumping, a man or transvestite asks if you're interested in some free sex. In a drunken haze, you might not understand, and let it happen.

Did you hear? We caught him sleeping in the closet, butt-naked, with his thumb in his mouth!

Sleeping in the Closet by corncorncorncornorncorn January 24, 2011

sleeping in the fire 

Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are

Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire

sleeping in the fire by mauzer48 April 13, 2020