Sleep wank
Sleep wank by TMB June 17, 2003
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pre-sleep wank
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007
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Sleep Wanking
The act of ingesting an entire bottle of sleeping pills and then attempting to whack off before falling asleep.
Martyn: You guys ever tried sleep wanking?
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
Zach: Yeah! It's great cause you always win
Steven: Unfortunately you can never stay awake long enough to clean up the mess...
Lads: Aye!
Sleep Wanking by Martyn with a 'y ' bitches August 23, 2008
sleepwank
The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.
sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009
Sleepwalker (song)
The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.
Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?
Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).
Tamara: Okay...
Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).
Tamara: Okay...
Sleepwalker (song) by Loving Adam Lambert December 29, 2009
Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)
Sleepy-time wankster
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta
A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
Adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/wanksta
A person that attempts to appear or behave ''Gangster'', by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
"Hey yo Eli! You seen dat "Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)" over there buyin' chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! High-ass fool need to buy a fuckin' belt!"
"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"
"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"
"What a cute lil' sleepy-time wanksta wankster! Awww. He looks so comfortable! Like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the DMV floor!"
"The only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time wankster is his hat. Did he starch that fucking thing, or did he buy it this morning??"
Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster) by Señor Nutz August 22, 2011
Open-eyed sleepwalking
Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021