A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

Short-Sleeved Genius by briantroy December 2, 2009

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Short-sleeved magician

a person who does something that you see coming.

Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."

Short-sleeved magician by Lopez, Brook July 7, 2010

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Smeeked

when your so high you can see your dead grandmother blazing one with you

Yo Nana, spark one up for me would ya! Shit, I’m smeeked asl

Smeeked by Ehyshdhejf June 8, 2020

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sleekeh

- a sense of mood. To feel bubbly. makes you wanna wiggle.

- HOW YA FEELIN?
- sleekeh!!!!!!!!!

sleekeh by bumpajelly February 15, 2010

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