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2. Slapping the monkey
British slang for masturbation
John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
1. Slapping the monkey
It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
by Kunal Guha Sep 6, 2005 add a video
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