1. To drink a Monster energy drink much too quickly to be any good for your health

2. To perform a sexual act similar to but not necessarily limited to "spanking the monkey"

3. To masturbate so hard that your dick feels like you slammed it against a monster
"Damn that bitch is fine. I'd slam the monster with her any time."
by Smellins March 14, 2013
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