Top Definition
to snort, but not in the drug sense, e.g. to laugh while eating food or to snort when you laugh. Can also be spelled as snarf or schnarf.
I was watching iCarly last night and when Spencer said "No, Stepehenie, I will not speak to your unicorn!" I laughed so hard I nearly sknarfed my chicken soup!
by ʎppǝɹɟ ǝןqısıʌuı April 13, 2009

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