Skloid

A lower-working class young person, usually an adolescent living in South Manchester, UK. A true Skloid must live in public housing, wear branded sportswear, speak with a strong provincial accent and be poorly educated. Skloids are usually short and slight due to long-term malnourishment. The term is not to be confused with the more pejorative (and recent) 'Chav'; 'Skloid' is just a descriptive term, largely free of malice and social criticism. My first experience of 'Skloid' occurred in 1990, although it is rumoured to have been in use as early as 1980.

'Skloidal' is a commonly used adjective derived from 'Skloid': "What a skloidal kid."

Brian Harvey, formerly of East 17, is an archetypal Skloid; short, affable, uneducated, of blue collar stock and boasting a strong regional accent/dialect: "I fought dere'd be people be'ind trees slippin' you a pizza or summink."

Skloid by Chauvin December 17, 2008

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A friend that you invite over that overstays their welcome, eats all your junkfood, and smokes all your weed.

Man, you're not gonna believe this shit. Adam came over to watch the game Friday, then stayed for the weekend. The fucker ate all my chips, smoked all my weed and now my couch smells like an onion. I couldnt get rid of that fuckin' scloid.

scloid by Devilned1 October 27, 2013

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skoid

skid with an o before the i, can be done with any word to create an air of sketchiness

that guy is skoidly to the maximum, what a rat stallion

skoid by jamesbarry007 October 16, 2008

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skolidos

Semi black man (half black half syrian) with the ability to jerk off to anything. He also likes to harrash sexually his classmates. Skolidos as a word was found when a child with retardation, a parent that was involved in 9/11 and with mispronounciation problems, wrongly pronounced the name " Sokidios". He occasionally leaves his cave/ house to see his friends.

You are such a Skolidos, you jerked off to a goat instead of going to the satan party that was organized just for you (* syrian accent to imitate his environment*).

skolidos by Palavrakis April 12, 2022