The event in which a man enters a situation where two women desperately want to fornicate with him. After considerable debate that cannot be resolved both women cut their losses, strip down and pursue to have a wild threesome with said lucky man.
Friend: So which one of those two girls did you hook up with last night, dude?
Said lucky man: Bro, the stars aligned, the chicks decided it was better to pleasure me together, and it turned into an all out skitterscatter! So easy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!