A guy who takes off his clothes before having sex, leaving the dick out and expects the girl to start with no foreplay. This person is usually naive and watches way too much porn. A Skinny Penis can also entail selfishness and stupidity.
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by Chanchaso February 14, 2018
by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008
Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
by uniquepenis November 13, 2015
Yesterday I saw this skinny penis big nippled freak that won’t stop giving me this fucking disturbing look I thought he was going to molest me please help me.
by Big girl with a big ass36 April 13, 2019
Skinny penis is another playground insult terms for a Weak penis that doesn't have any energy and will passed out after 3 second when you trying to make some woo woo on the trampoline with your sex partner Worst than pussy Or when your friends just want to insult you.
"Ugh! You skinny penis!"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
"Did you just cum when i litteraly taking of my socks?!?? You skinny penis"
"Look at him! Such a skinny penis!"
"Don't be such a didly wonker skinny penis"
"ei, you muthafucka dont cha raising ur voice at me, skinny penis"
by blissfulSkinnyPenis December 1, 2018
by NamPNH May 12, 2019