Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 4, 2023

dirty hydro skimmer

The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.

My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.

by Fart42069 July 25, 2021

till-skimmer

An agricultural employee who secretly snitches some of the topsoil after mechanically turning over the earth in the spring.

I installed security-cameras in my field's scarecrows to keep an eye out for till-skimmers.

by QuacksO January 22, 2018

Cream-skimmer

To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.

First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain

by pushnook August 9, 2011

skimmer

Any insult that you would call a person. Has multiple meanings. Could be a Gen Z loser. A scaredy cat. An idiot. Any insult you can think of to describe a person.

Joshua : Hey man! I don't wanna go in there....
Ashton: Shut up Joshua! Stop being a fucking skimmer! >:(

by voxivx May 29, 2021

Sack Skimmer

generally an old mans balls, hanging so low they skim the water surface of toilet bowl. If you're a sack skimmer=old man

I didn't realize my Uncle Joe was so old until I saw him pee, he's clearly a sack skimmer

by arpegee March 10, 2022

seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.

Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!

by HNBILH March 23, 2011