Skid

A person who is lieing or is jocking

She is a skid because she is always jocking around.

by Urbanjams February 21, 2015

skid

a skid is someone saying "i know how to code" but in reality does not know a single thing about coding

1.
skid: i know how to code in python
guy: prove it

2.

guy: he is such a skid
guy 2: agreed
skid: no i'm not!

by llukas June 14, 2022

skid

Skid is slang used by hacking communities. It's short for script kiddy and is usually used as an insult. If someone calls you a skid they are saying that you don't know how to code and that you're stupid.

Person 1: "can someone check if my code has any mistakes?"
Person 2: "shut up skid you ripped that off github"

by NotValllll October 16, 2022

Skids worry

This guy is a fucking idiot he stole all my sabe the word stuff and booted my wifi of

Do not join the xbox gamertag skids worry

by Unknownkiller372 November 30, 2021

tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)

1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.

by e i e i o May 27, 2007

skid stach

a mustache that is not full grown, seen around town on skids and people that are to young to or cannot grow a real mustache. the "skid stach" is only worn by really lame people.

john was too young to grow a real mustache but chose to rock the lame skid stach anyway.

by mustache mat November 15, 2009

Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.

Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!

by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021