Skidmore Swim 

The swim team at Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, NY. They win a decent amount of times but their motto is “work hard have fun.”

The girls on the team are the sweetest people in the world but this team is known for having freshman men who prey on artsy freshman girls and take advantage of them sexually.

Girl 1: who did you hook up with last night?
Girl 2: some freshman dude on the Skidmore swim team.
Girl 1: damn are you okay?

Skidmore Swim by jboy432 March 25, 2021

Skidmore Complex 

The Skidmore Complex is in effect when any of the following are true:

1) Unattractive men are able to freely and easily hook up with gorgeous, intelligent women.

2) Women are rejected by men who are less attractive than they are.

3) Those in attendance at a party are 30 women and two men.

4) All good looking college men are gay or taken (usually by a high school girlfriend).

5) Male Skidmore alumni are unable to attract women nearly as beautiful as the women they were able to in college.

The Skidmore Complex is most clearly observed at Skidmore College, but may occur at any small liberal arts college in which women outnumber men.

Skidmore Complex by skidmorescribner December 6, 2009

Frank Skidmore 

Army Veteran and future candidate for elected office in The Great State of Oklahoma. Born in Oklahoma City, raised in Ada, Oklahoma.

Motto: Frank Skidmore - Trained To Serve, Prepared To Lead!

Frank Skidmore by Friends of Frank Skidmore November 16, 2011

Skidmore 

David Letterman's Top 7 reason to legalize marijuana.

If you're a hot guy, apply to Skidmore College.

Skidmore by Skiddy June 12, 2003

Skidmore Fountain 

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and defecating, so as to create an unholy marriage of pleasure and shame.

TJ: I don’t think I can go back to that new taco shop.

Robert: Why?
TJ: I hooked up with that waitress.

Robert: The big one?
TJ: Yeah, and their meat is a little suspect. Long story short, right as I was about to finish, it turned into a real Skidmore Fountain. I think I stained her uniform.

Skidmore Fountain by Lord Dunklethorpe November 9, 2017

Skidmore 

Hippie-ville.

On 4/20 at Skidmore, the green is like a giant cloud.

Skidmore by Skiddy June 12, 2003

Skidmore 

Skidmore College is an expensive, private, liberal arts college located in Saratoga Springs, New York. Students engage in a variety of activities on and off campus in addition to regular schoolwork. There are a variety of classes offered since it is a liberal arts school that prides itself on giving students a wide range of knowledge rather than focusing on one subject. For this reason, students often major/minor across disciplines. Overall, Skidmore provides its students with a world-class education that prepares them for the post-graduate world.

Student 1: I got into Skidmore!
Student 2: Congrats! You're going to be a Skid kid.

Skidmore by just1individual August 1, 2012