Skid Plate

Yet another synonym for the area between a man's asshole and testes. See also: taint, durf, and grundle.

"Skid Plate" is actually an automotive term for a protective plate(or plates) that shield the underside of Off-Road vehicles from damage. Here, the former, "skid" refers to skid marks.

"I think I tore my Skid Plate climbing over that fence!"

Skid Plate by Riko February 18, 2005

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Skid Plate

Another word for moron.

Hey skid plate, you just sat on my glasses.

Skid Plate by Zotch March 24, 2017

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Skid Plate • A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH • skid • skid mark • skid row • Skid Lid • Skid and Pump • skid bid • skid bit • skid bitch

A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH

WHEN SOMEONE GETS RUN OVER BY A TROPHY TRUCK AND HE IS MISSING TEETH

WACKO LOST ALL HIS TEETH FROM A SKID PLATE BELONGING TO THE HONKEY GAS PUMPER

A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH

A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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