Skewks

n. \sk-youks\

1. When you have to shit and vomit at the same time and can't decide which one is the most to important to do first.

2. Violent and abmornal anal evacuations of warm fluid coupled with intense, acute vomiting.

1. After eating his mother's meatloaf, Smitty was in the bathroom for three days with the skewks.

by dgff June 14, 2010

skewk

Usually a wealthy tourist or person with a second and specified "summer home" who vacations in expensive communities in the summer. A negative term used by locals to describe tourist.

The skewks have taken over our beach.

by Hunter Wells January 19, 2006