A Skeezer(not a Skeezo) is a person whom is refered to as a hoe, who wants to have sex for the the pleasure of it, a fat ol' ugly ass bitch, that wants some attenchun, or in short.....a neighborhood hoe, that the whole family could enjoy for just a buck, or two.
"Damn son, you see dat skeezer right thurr? damn boi, A,yo! she's the AIDS virus with legs, dawg! check dat shit out"
by Kriztal Mef December 12, 2004

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Noun:A woman of highly questionable values.A woman that is not at all desirable,however is used for a one night stand.
Hey lets take Chris and Justin down to the club and try to score them some skeezers
by jonny5000 June 19, 2009

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Megan Walker
Megan Walker is such a skeezer, she's been messaging my guys all day.
by wanderlustedmc August 10, 2008

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skank, ho, trick, slut
Yeah, that girl was a skeezer.
by chris doebs January 27, 2008

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Skeezer A woman of low morals. Typically flirts relentlessly with married men and will say she is happily married herself, although she is trying to sleep with your husband/man. She usually preys on male coworkers. Generally likes to hang out with men or other skeezers. Also, is known as a heavy drinker and often smokes like a freight train.
Watch out for that skeezer, (at the office Christmas party) she is following your husband to the restroom.
by Momofteens December 11, 2016

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A girl who runs guys for money, drugs, beer, sex, or anything else to make herself happier.

they also travel in packs of 2 - 10, while with other Skeezers, they will get crazy, act a fool, drink your beer, smoke your shit, and run you of anything and everything you have.

Not all of them are Hoe's, sluts,and whores but they are Skantless.
" that Skeezer just ran your ass!!"

" here comes the Skeezers"
by a skeezer herself August 12, 2006

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A ghetto, rude,obnoxious,annoying,loud and uncivilized woman or girl, also referred to as a hood rat. Continuously gossips about others and can't seem to get her life together.
Yo man, that girl Keisha is a skeezer.

what a skeezer

attention Houston, the skeezer is approaching (joke)

your baby moms is a skeezer.
by ncalvin01 April 04, 2010

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