The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

by YourWorstEnema March 16, 2012

skeever

A pot-head

man, that kid who smokes alot of pot is a madd skeever.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

by Jumoma June 1, 2006

winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.

Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.

by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011

winking skeever

Performing a butterfly kiss on the anus of your partner.

I think the pink eye came from when I was giving Carley a winking skeever.

by Thewinkingskeever March 30, 2016

Juicy skeever

When you’re eating your significant others ass while they are playing video games.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a juicy skeever while she was looting dungeons

by Johnspanky November 8, 2018

Skeever

noun: man or woman who consistently demonstrates a pattern of creepy and/or shiesty behavior, usually, characterized by passive-aggressive pursuits of narcotics and/or uninvited sexual advances towards vulnerable young girls.

The dude sleeps with 17-year old hookers, he creates fantastical lies, he creeps out his coworkers, and he’s staunchly conservative; indeed, all reasons why Matt Gaetz is a skeever.

by CommonCents 13 April 13, 2021