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A pizza that has been skeeted on, (preferably by every single cook in the pizzeria)prior to being served
I paid extra for that pepperoni, mushroom and sausage pie to be upgraded to a full blown skeetza
a sloppy ass hoe whos all over every doods dick
"yo this girl just did a keg stand and is all over my nuts what a skeetza"
skeetza by Paige aka paeyhe December 16, 2006

skeetza the pizza

Where a room full of dudes jack off onto a pizza and whoever finishes last has to eat the slice.
You guys just want to skeetza the pizza? There's one slice left..
skeetza the pizza by Wobez July 25, 2014
A mean and fat oompa loompa looking whorebag. Skeetra's generally cheat on their husbands, break leases, eats everyones food, and can't be trusted! Usually in denial about there wrong doings and blames all their problems on everyone else. Stear clear of a skeetra at all times!
That bitch is being such a skeetra, she ate my pot pie!
Skeetra by Beezie McBeezerton June 28, 2009

skeetsahut 

the place that serves the greasiest pizza that makes you skeet brown water all over the wall unless you manage to secure yourself to the top side of a toilet beforehand
dude, i'm gonna have to find a toilet soon...i ate at skeetsahut earlier today
skeetsahut by cabajul January 10, 2011

Skeetadon 

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"
Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."
Skeetadon by SubSonicX January 4, 2009