noun- a gurl that you are playin'
verb- (so many meanings) it replaced the verb that should be there.

origin: CT
I skeemed on da gurl.
That ho wuz just a skeem.
I just skeemed da test.
I'm bout to skeem up somethin crazy.
I need to skeem a job.
Dat bill skeemed me out of money
by Jay Perk March 9, 2005
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That lad that's always ahead in Super Mario that no one can catch but is lokey kinda chill
"OOOO He's zooming He's Skeeming!"
by Clable March 10, 2020
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When two people like each and talk but aren’t dating
by Garylyon December 17, 2018
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yo man lets go skeem with that girl

damn that bitch gets around...fucking skeemer

"yo lets go rob that bank", "yeah dude thats a good skeem"

that bitch is a skeet, you better not skeem with her
by Madskillzdc July 11, 2008
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Usually referring to someone whose actions have ulterior motives, generally sexual; someone who's skeemin/schemin' on someone else. Can also be used in a general sense for anyone who seems sketchy or deceptive, and probably clumsy at it. Probably a combination of skeemin and lunchbox.
Yo, my man has been hangin on Cindy all night, what a skeem box.

Skeem box over here is totally trying to mack on my jaunt.

by ptree March 26, 2008
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A player (more specifically in the game of League of Legends) that takes life too seriously, and after a lot of anger and rage, acts as if they were having fun or enjoying the game the whole time.
Player 1: "Wow, I owned you, ez ez"

Player 2: "Okay, skeem."
by QualifiedGoose January 13, 2022
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Someone that is trying to pull/hook up with someone else's girlfriend. ( Originated in the South West of England)
Example 1.

Person 1 - Yo did you clock mac chatting to Ty's girl last night?

Parson 2 - Yh fam he was skeemin

Example 2.

Person 1 - Mac needs need to get rushed bruv!

Parson 2 - Rahh peak, wasson?

Parson 2 - He's been skeemin on my girl.

Example 3.

Parson 1 - Yo can I come to that party tonight?

Parson 2 - Yh kl man just don't skeem on anyone's chick.
by UKFinest March 13, 2016
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