finger skating

The Winter Olympic event watched by people, usually toddlers, who cannot pronounce the word "figure."

Mommy, when does finger skating come on? I like the girls' short skirts and the boys tight pants.

by Lizard55 October 28, 2011

Skating fingers

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.

Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.

by alicepancakes February 10, 2019