skatenerd 

Skatenerd is someone who knows a lot about skateboarding. Historical facts about the riders, videos, boards, t-shirt graphics and skate spots make up just a few of the things you will find a skatenerd talking about. Skatenerd’s are not afraid of their vast body of knowledge or the people who may mock them. They take pride in being a nerd and their friends rely on them for answers to the mysteries of skateboarding.

"Yo skatenerd, who was the first person to do an ollie?

skatenerd by Rusty Nelson May 22, 2006

Shatnerd 

One who adores and idolizes William Shatner. Usually a female Trekkie who fantasizes about being one of the hot alien chicks Captain Kirk makes out with.

Listening to the original series Star Trek theme song and admiring her many Captain Kirk action figures, she proudly wrote on the wall in big letters: "I am a Shatnerd." And she was.

Shatnerd by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

skatetarded 

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.

1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.

skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007

skateser 

Someone who wears skates. Often used to describe a Rollerblader.

The term was created to distinguish the difference between Rollerbladers and Skaterboarders, since both are often referred to as "skaters".

Being a skateser is hard, man. People make fun of me for looking like a dork.

skateser by lovehandlemuffintop March 22, 2017

skaterdudeguy 

one of many hot upper school guys to set foot at maret school. some of these hot guys are nick santarlasci and matt gittleman. luv ya, maret.

i saw three hot guys today, nick, skaterdudeguy, and matt. maret is the greatest school!

skaterdudeguy by only the coolest girl (noel harris) March 20, 2005

SkateorDie

1) an old 8 bit video game
2) what some drugged out skater says to you at gun point
3) an elite poster at TFO

Dude, so I was playing Skate or Die on my old nintendo, when suddenly Vince, that poser skater came in, and he was like all trippin' on shrooms and pulled a blade on me. So, he like handed me his board, and I had to think fast, so I was like "what would SkateorDie do?" So then I threw this awesome 180 spin kick, and like totally knocked the sucka out cold.

SkateorDie by Minnie-thehappy-smurf March 2, 2004

skate nerd 

A skater that is so obsessed with skateboarding he eats, breaths, and sleeps skating As By downloading Podcasts, video and rating other skaters on who they skate.

You look up skateboard videos on youtube. Your such a skate nerd

skate nerd by Urban Fro Ninja November 18, 2007