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43.
A crime.
'Skateboarding is not a crime' was emblazoned upon the poseur's black t-shirt in perfect white letters, and a brand new deck was hanging limply in his feminine hands.
by nihil8r March 12, 2004
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44.
The item that gets you hot girls and money and fame.
Lets go skateboarding.
by cameron August 29, 2003
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45.
Probably one of the dumbest sports made. A piece of wood being thrown around a foot off the ground isn't much of a "sport" to me. Cheerleading is more of a sport than this pathetic excuse of a sport. And will someone please tell me the logic behind the name. What part of skateboarding involves "skate" or "skating".? I mean i get the boarding part cause there on a board but in no way does this sport closely resemble skating. I'm from Canada and I'm pretty sure I know what skating looks like and thats the farthest thing from it. They should change the name to woodpusher, it would make a lot more sense.
"I want to try a sport where it requires little intelligence and any pansy can do, so i started skateboarding"
by B-rent15 September 26, 2007
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46.
Well wood pushing(skateboarding) is gay cuz everyone does it and u dont go that big at all. By what im sayin its easy to tell that i rollerblade. U can say rollerblading is easy, but thats the point cuz working on 2 stairs is gay and doesnt seem to impress most. There u go fagety ass skate boarders.
#1-Hi brucy,are u gunna be gay today?
#2-Ya im gunna go skateboarding! how did u kno?
#1-Oh well thats easy to tell cuz i see poo marks on the nose of your board.
#2-Oh i see, i wish i could be cool and rollerblade like u!
by Dakota from Montana September 04, 2006
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47.
for faggits who can't take the slams of a rollerblader
what does skateboarding and tampons have in common? they both have to do with pussies. go buy some skates motherfuckers
by AdamW August 20, 2006
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48.
skateboarding is gay and people only do it to try and get girls and be cool!which there not.. if u want to know a cool sport do BMX.its a lot better than skakteboarding.
"Im cool because i skateboard. u see this scar, i got it from trying to kickflip a set of stairs.o by the way i really got this scar from playing with my self"
by ur mom has it March 13, 2005
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49.
A load of idiots that sit about getting in the way attempting to be individual by a commonly accepting means
"I'm different 'cos i skate" "Yes, like all the other kids who played tony hawks."
by StreetBiker January 11, 2004
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